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Thursday, March 25, 2004

Verily I say unto you... 

Imagine my surprise last night as I was praying when who should pick up the white courtesy phone, but the Head Honcho Himself. Here are bits and pieces of our conversation, that I can remember, and what he's given me permission to print.

Lefty: "Are you there God, it's me Lefty?"

God: "Yes my child, it is I. Man, it's about time, I was beginning to think your line has been disconnected."

Lefty" "Sorry about that. It's just, well God, it's just I was getting worried about You. I heard a couple of months ago that You told Pat Robertson that George W. has the election all sown up."


You can read the rest at Chris "Lefty" Brown's Corner

Radioactive Fallout in Iraq...Soon to Drift to Europe 

SoonerThought has the story.

Monday, March 22, 2004

Excuses, Excuses 

From CNN:
National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice on Monday rejected accusations that the Bush administration ignored warnings about terrorism before September 11, 2001.
Like she's going to go on CNN and say, "Yeah, he's right - we fucked up."

But her denials sound a little tinny. For one thing, she says that all the proposals Clarke put forth were just warmed-over Clinton Administration plans. Like that's a bad thing? They were so allergic to anything Clinton proposed that if he had recommended invading Iraq, they wouldn't have done it just out of spite - and Saddam would probably still be in power.

Read the rest at Bark Bark Woof Woof.